Reasons Why Not to stay at Casa Iguana
- Your favorite travel destination thus far in your life has been Nassau, Bahamas.
- You assume hotel owners have degrees in meteorology.
- You are unable to distinguish between a mild case of diarrhea and the Ebola virus.
- Until recently you thought Nicaragua was an African nation.
- Terms such as "Type A" "anal retentive" and "A.D.D." are things you have discussed with your analyst.
- You actually HAVE an analyst.
- Upon arriving at Casa Iguana one of your first questions will be: "Hey, where's a guy go around here for a good-time (wink-wink)?"
- The last time you tried something new and different to eat was when your mother bribed you with ice-cream.
- Small boats, small planes and BIG seas give you a long lasting case of the heebie-jeebies.
- Three words: "picky, picky, picky."